PROCRASTINATION STATION

Three blogs/tumblrs which will last you the rest of your life.

1. Ginger Haze. Super awesome, hilarious comics (even Tom Hiddleston thinks so), and lots of pictures of sexy sexy men.

2. I waste so much time. Self explanatory.

3. Humans of New York. Street portraits.

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Published in: on April 27, 2012 at 1:17 pm  Leave a Comment  

New York?

So I was looking into going home this summer. I really would like to go out to camp for the 4th of July, so I was looking into the possibility of going around then. At the moment, plane tickets are like $400. Gross….

To drive out, go to camp, visit undergrad one day, and then come back, it would be about 2000 miles. Which means I’d need to fill up my gas tank 7 times. Which would cost me over $350. Also gross. And I’d have to get a hotel room for one night each way, so that could be like another $200.

So the question is, can I afford a $400-$500 plane ticket or a $550 road trip?

Published in: on April 24, 2012 at 8:02 pm  Comments (3)  

I really hate coming up with titles

So, I know that I keep complaining about how my mom is harping on me about my weight, and I keep saying how I’m not fat. But let’s be honest, I feel fat. I mean, I’m a young woman who spends all of her time on the internet or watching television. I love media. Huge fan. So naturally I am going to see that according to Hollywood and the general media, thin is pretty, and not so thin is … not.

And that sucks. We’re not even going to go there.

But back to me, cause you know, this is my blog and so it really can revolve around me, I feel like I should lose weight. Not massive amounts, because logically, when I actually use my rational brain to think about it instead of the media-induced brainwashed brain, I realize that I do not have that much weight available to lose. But it would be nice to drop a few pounds.

Well, let me tell you. It doesn’t take much weight loss to make you not fit in your clothes. It takes a ton of weight loss to be noticably thinner.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PANTS COST? AND BRAS? OH MY GOD BUYING BRAS? IT’S BAD ENOUGH TRYING TO FIND ONE THAT FITS, LET ALONE CHANGING BRA SIZES EVERY TWO OR THREE WEEKS. WHAT THE HELL MAN, WHAT THE HELL.

So, on the one hand, I want to be thinner, obviously. On the other hand, I kinda don’t want to lose any more weight because if I do I’ll have to buy more clothes. I just had to buy another pair of jeans today (size 15!) cause I only had one pair that fit, and they’re pretty loose. On the other, other hand … (Haley, hold up a hand for me, there’s a good cat), if I keep eating entire boxes of Kraft macaroni and cheese for dinner, it won’t be an issue anyway.

Published in: on April 12, 2012 at 10:48 pm  Comments (2)  

mmmmm caramel …

Sure mom, insinuate that I’m fat, then send me a box full of candy and sweet raisiny Easter bread. Because I’m totally gonna portion this out.

Let’s see … half a box of milk duds, half the bag of caramels, some snickers and a slice of bread is dinner, right?

I think I gained two pounds since the box arrived …

Published in: on April 9, 2012 at 10:02 pm  Comments (1)  

Happy Easter!

So I had a plan for today: I was gonna get up at 9:30, take a shower and get dressed and everything, go to Staples and buy a new desk chair, since they just went on sale today, then come back and write the three essays for my slavery class that are due today. And at some point in there I was gonna eat some ham and kielbasa and watch an episode of Warehouse 13.

Didn’t happen.

I woke up, went to go get in the shower just as my roommate got into the shower. So I had to wait. Meanwhile I checked my email and looked over my essay questions.

Took my shower, got dressed, checked my bank account before going to Staples. Someone had made a $539 purchase, and that someone wasn’t me.

Spent the next hour or so on the phone with my bank, and paypal, cancelled my debit card, flagged the transaction, etc.

Checked online to make sure Staples was open. Couldn’t get out of the driveway, so I started vaguely working on my essay. Couldn’t concentrate. Tried to open iTunes to listen to Transformers. Couldn’t open iTunes.

My roommate finally finished what she was doing and let me out of the driveway. Staples was closed. OF COURSE THEY WERE.

Came back. Still can’t concentrate. Still can’t get iTunes to open. Still can’t lean back in my chair without tipping over.

And now my tendonitis is acting up.

WHAT THE HELL, MAN? WHAT THE HELL?

Published in: on April 8, 2012 at 1:29 pm  Leave a Comment